You're turn

You're too stupid to govern yourself. And even if you weren't, you're so hateful, so racist, the true marvels of this country - political pundits, actors, talk show hosts, and journalists - couldn't take that risk. You might poke an eye out.

Ankle chains. That's what you need. Or collars. You're only dogs, after all.

Ever get in the mood to see astronomical, hateful snobbery? Then here you go.

Durn. I'd sure shootin' likta prove them smartypants wrong but, heck, i'm jus' too durn busy runnin' my comp'ny to sit 'round all day only a'flappin' ma gums.
Tara Lynn Thompson