A marriage proposal for the movies? UPDATE: Cameron Diaz doesn't do marriage

Not just cute. Funny. An unsuspecting girl just found out she's the newest romantic comedy.

Even I thought this was adorable. And I flee from public displays of emotion as if being hunted by vampires with poor flossing habits.


Cameron Diaz thinks marriage is so...like...lame. Commitment? Love? Paleeze. People should just hang out and do stuff and...you know...whatever.

She's had so many successful relationships herself (except when the word relationship is used in a plural sense, it doesn't lend to the credence of any success) that she wants to share some wise, cerebral advice.

(Italics are mine)
“I love men more than anything. But not enough to marry one. I want all men to be happy and have rad women in their lives,” Diaz says. Right on, right on. Rad. Got it. “But guys need women who challenge them and don’t let them get away with their s-." Or women should just not date men with s- behavior. "Women, conversely, need to not be crazy b-– I'm sure she's not referring to herself who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them.”
What could possible scare them? Diaz has already placed the bar so low on male behavior, i.e. no actual commitment needed, s- behavior accepted, what else could they possibly do? Make a lifetime commitment to anyone but her?

Ah...maybe that's the problem.

Tara Lynn Thompson